me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)
making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
i want to kiss you repeatedly on the cheek and tell you how attractive you are and fuck you into my mattress.
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”